Mrs. Claus (youtube version)

by Hannah & Maggie

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A (tongue-in-cheek) gay holiday tune for Christmas's most under appreciated lady.


Mrs. Claus, Mrs. Claus,
I know it must be hard all the hours he's away.
Christmas eve and where is he?
Flying over beaches somewhere North of San Jose.

While you're in the North Pole, the North Pole,
where it's pretty too, yeah pretty fucking cold.

Sure those boys and girls need their toys and whirligigs
so they can feel that someone loves them too.
While the single ladies sing their "santa babies"
seems like everyone's forgotten about you.

But not me, not me,
so I'm coming North to set you free.

No I'm not as hairy as he is.
I don't have the red and white accoutrement.
And I don't know what team you play for,
but I'm hoping you'll go gay for me
if I come all this way for you.

Old St. Nick, I'm sure he's quick,
to give you presents made by elves at his command.
After all these years of Christmas cheer,
if you were sick of it, well I would understand.

So I'm coming North, with a present I am sure
you've never received before.

About that list, if we kissed,
would we land on the naughty or nice?
So many misses and their kisses,
would he notice even if he checked twice?

All I know is there's no judgement on my soul.
Even if I get a lump of coal.

I'm not quite as heavy as he is.
I don't have some reindeer as my best friends.
You think you know what team you play for,
but I'm hoping you'll go gay for me,
if I come all this way for you.

So, Mrs. Claus, Mrs. Claus
I know it's hard,
so I'm coming your way.


released December 23, 2013



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Hannah & Maggie New York, New York

Since the release of their first album, “Fine Being Here,” Hannah & Maggie have been compared to Simon & Garfunkel, The Indigo Girls, and The Weepies; they are also the winners of the CT Folk Fest songwriting competition 2012.

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